A lady from country side comes to the city to do cleaning for a rich family . She vacums , cleans dust etc... She gets in the bedroom and under bed she is finding a condom. She grabs it with 2 fingers looking at it teriffied. Lady of the hous sees her and blushing is asking her :
Whats wrong Maria u dont make sex at the countryside?
Oh yes my lady we do but not untill we ripp the skin out of it !